The Reader on Blu-ray sucks!


Swanny reviews “The Reader” on Blu-ray and thinks it sucks! Watch the video and see how Kate Winslet’s spray on tan is the same color as Swanny’s Tan Chevy Nova…

11 Responses to “The Reader on Blu-ray sucks!”

  1. Great review and spot on!! That movie sucked and I have no idea why she won an Academy Award. I did not see any spectacular acting, not even her faked orgasm. I think your Nova looks better naked too!

  2. first of all, we don’t judge actors by spray on tans!! Second, DON’T WATCH BENJAMIN BUTTON,

  3. first of all, we don’t judge actors by spray on tans!! Second, DON’T WATCH BENJAMIN BUTTON, THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH HOURS IN THE DAY!! DEB

    • swanny101 Says:

      Debbie,

      Thanks for the warning. You know it’s my job to watch the crappy films so you don’t have to.

  4. Belladonna Says:

    Its sucks??? Thats all you can say? I cried in the end while Rocco snoozed.

    • swanny101 Says:

      Dear Belladonna,

      Thanks for your comment. I have much more to say than it sucks.
      1. Kate’s spray on tan is the same color as my Chevy Nova.
      2. Like Rocco, feel the film is a great sleep enhancer.
      3. Feel I am seeing too much of Kate naked.

  5. F#cking hilarious! Who writes this stuff? They need professional Help!

  6. Sucked. Girlfriend made me see it. What a waste. Is that Belladonna chick the one in adult films?

  7. Hey my volume was up WAYYYY to loud on that intro! You defintiely took your puppy uppers!

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